🦶 CAMP SASQUATCH 2025 🦶
August 14-17, Bainbridge Island
Where legends are made and s'mores are perfected
THE LEGEND BEGINS
Welcome to the most elusive camp experience in the Pacific Northwest! This year's expedition brings together ~12 brave adult explorers and ~10 fearless young Sasquatch trackers for four days of high-end wilderness cuisine, hammock research, and optional adventures that would make even Bigfoot jealous.
Camp Vibe: Whimsical luxury meets organized chaos. Think craft cocktails by day, campfire stories by night, and just enough structure to keep the little cryptids happy.
🦶 THURSDAY, AUG 14 - THE SOFT LANDING 🦶
Early arrivals (6-8 brave souls)
Meals & Refreshments
Rolling Snacks: Sasquatch Trail Mix Station, cheese & crackers, seasonal fruit
Dinner (6pm): Taco Night at Base Camp
- Shredded chicken + black beans
- Corn + flour tortillas, full toppings expedition
- Cilantro-lime slaw, chips & salsa
- Drinks: Fresh lemonade, iced tea, margaritas, rosé
Activities
- Base Camp Setup: Claim your territory, test hammock structural integrity
- Evening Chill: Mellow kids movie, stargazing, early Sasquatch sighting discussions
🦶 FRIDAY, AUG 15 - OFFICIAL EXPEDITION LAUNCH 🦶
Meals & Refreshments
Breakfast (8-10am): Fuel for the Hunt
- Sausage frittata + veggie frittata
- Fresh salad, muffins/pastries
- Coffee, tea, juice for all ages
Lunch (12-1:30pm): Gourmet Sandwich & Salad Expedition
- Build-your-own sandwich station
- Garden salad, chips, watermelon wedges
- PB&J and ham & cheese for junior trackers
Happy Hour (5pm): Sasquatch Sighting Refreshments
- Charcuterie board, fancy nuts
- Signature cocktail: Bigfoot's Breath, wine selection
Dinner (7pm): Terry's Legendary Sasquatch Meats
- Annual tradition featuring Terry's unique meat preparations
- Details kept secret until the big reveal
Activities
Adventure Options:
- Guided nature hike with optional Sasquatch tracking
- Scavenger hunt launch (see challenge list below)
- Possible Bloedel Reserve "habitat research expedition" (3 hours max)
Base Camp Fun:
- Kids craft station featuring birdhouse construction kits
- Cornhole tournament, puzzle assembly
- Hammock testing and optimization
Evening (8:30pm): Cinema Under the Stars
- Movie options: The Mitchells vs. The Machines, Paddington 2, The Goonies
- Fresh popcorn bags, cozy blankets, full projector setup
🦶 SATURDAY, AUG 16 - PEAK SASQUATCH DAY 🦶
Meals & Refreshments
Breakfast (8-10am): Briny Bagel Bonanza
- Fresh NY-style bagels
- Lox, whipped cream cheese, capers, red onion
- Tomato, cucumber, fresh dill
- Nut butters + jam for the kids
- Coffee, espresso, pastries butters + jam for the kids
- Coffee, espresso, pastries
Lunch (12:30pm): Mediterranean Wilderness Picnic
- Hummus, tzatziki, pita, lavash
- Greek salad, grilled veggie skewers
- Kid-friendly pita pizzas, cheese cubes, carrots + ranch
Happy Hour (5pm): Official Camp Sasquatch Cocktail Hour
- Signature cocktail: The Tracker's Refresher
- Olives, chips, expanded charcuterie
Dinner (7pm): Darren's Bigfoot Pizza Co.
- Handled by our in-house pizza specialist
Activities
Water Adventures (Weather Dependent):
- Mystery boat activity (details TBA - trust us, it's good)
- Pleasant Beach paddleboard expedition (10-min walk, bring water shoes)
- Beach exploration and swimming (tide-dependent timing)
Land-Based Fun:
- Scavenger hunt finale and prize ceremony
- Island Cool Frozen Yogurt expedition
- Advanced hammock lounging, wine tasting
Evening (7:30pm): The Great Sasquatch Awards Ceremony
- Categories: "Best Camp Hair," "Most Chill Dad," "Ultimate Sasquatch Vibes," "Stealth Mode Champion," "Best Bigfoot Howl"
After Dark Legends:
- Campfire stories and s'mores perfection
- Music, additional movie option, serious stargazing
🦶 SUNDAY, AUG 17 - THE FAREWELL EXPEDITION 🦶
Final Feast
Breakfast (8-10am): Leftovers + Legends
- Creative leftover combinations
- French toast casserole
- Coffee, tea, sparkling water
Departure Activities
- Official group photo (prepare your best Sasquatch pose)
- Relaxed packing and camp cleanup
- Final hammock sessions
- Ferry coordination and legendary goodbyes
🦶 24/7 PROVISIONS & SNACK STATIONS 🦶
Adult Fuel Station:
Cheese & charcuterie, spiced nuts, olives, dark chocolate, truffle salt popcorn, DIY trail mix bar
Junior Tracker Supplies:
Goldfish, fruit leather, graham crackers, gummy bears, pretzels, applesauce, marshmallows, M&Ms, raisins, hot cocoa mix, juice boxes, emergency mac & cheese
S'mores Engineering Station:
Classic + gourmet options available for advanced campfire construction
🦶 LIBATIONS & DESSERT EXPEDITIONS 🦶
Signature Camp Cocktails:
- Bigfoot's Breath (Friday): Mezcal, fresh mint, lime juice, honey syrup
- The Tracker's Refresher (Saturday): Whiskey, lemon juice, honey syrup, ginger, garnish TBD
Weekend Dessert Adventures:
- Saturday: Bigfoot's Berry Pies à la Mode (from local bakery)
Wine & Beer Program:
- We've got the reds covered (seriously, we have a lot)
- Please bring white wines if that's your preference (someone please bring a good Sancerre!)
- Bring your own beer - this group knows good beer, so bring what you love
Kids Beverage Station:
Izze sodas, flavored seltzers, fresh lemonade
🦶 THE GREAT SASQUATCH SCAVENGER HUNT 🦶
Complete these legendary challenges throughout the weekend:
Nature Tracking:
- Find 3 different types of moss
- Spot a bald eagle or osprey
- Collect 5 unique beach stones
- Identify 3 native plants
Camp Skills:
- Master the perfect s'more construction
- Successfully nap in a hammock for 20+ minutes
- Build the most creative birdhouse design
Stealth Missions:
- Take a secret photo of someone in full relaxation mode
- Successfully sneak up on an adult (safely!)
- Find the best Sasquatch hiding spot at camp
- Organize an impromptu dance party
Bonus Legendary Status:
- Complete a full day without checking your phone
- Convince someone to try a new food
- Tell the best campfire story (only one chance!)
- Win any camp game or competition
🦶 WHAT TO BRING 🦶
Essential Expedition Gear:
- Camping basics (tent, sleeping gear, chairs)
- Water shoes for beach adventures
- Layers for Pacific Northwest weather surprises
- White wine and favorite beer (we always accept whiskey too)
- Positive attitude and appetite for adventure
Bonus Points:
- Favorite camp games or activities
- Any special dietary items not covered above
- Stories, jokes, or hidden talents for the evening entertainment
Camp Sasquatch 2025: Where memories are made, legends are born, and nobody talks about the food comas.
Questions? Concerns? Sasquatch sightings to report?
Contact your expedition leaders for all the details we're definitely not forgetting.